What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?